1. Never leave a fellow clan member behind.
2. Never annoy Compton, no exceptions.
3 If, by the grace of god, you get the rockets in the passenger seat of the hog, you must cherish every second of it. For you have formed the Bat-Mobile, and you are more powerful then Voltron.
4. Steve always wins....always.
5. When numbers is in the game, and a car is involved, if he touches the driver side, do NOT get in the back of the car or the passenger side, EVER.
6. Mad Ming is in the clan, deal with it.
7. If the word Ninja is in the name of the gametype, the only strategy that will work is "crazy offense".
8. Steve buys his internet at Walmart.
9. Everything and I mean everything is Shingy's fault.
10 If you are blessed with the crazy host, do not relocate, you are more important than you know.
11. When entering a custom game, never shoot your gun unless you have been HIT WITH A BULLET. You do not know what is going on in the game and could potentially piss people off.
12. Its Cozmo's Banshee nachos.
13. No one is ever impressed by your double or triple kills, so shut up.
14. Always get all the host first. Then pick up weapons.
15. If you don't wanna play Big Team Battle, but there are 7 or 8 people in your party, you gotta suck it up and do it for the team sometimes.
16. No excuses play like a champion.
17. Always point out shittalkers to other players for added death as punishment.
18. Nomar and Cozmo provide in-battle refreshments. Tips are welcome.
19. Communication is the key, if some guy just SMGed you in the middle of SandTrap when you're team is attempting to get the flag but being sniped and rocketed, you let your team know when you respawn where you died and how you died to some random SMG guy.
20. Never lower yourself to their level by duel wielding.
21. Never be the last one killed in a loss.
22. Shit talking is not allowed. However making fun of another player for acting stupid is encouraged.
23. If you're in a game where a person is being a boss and telling you what to do, you have the right to do the complete opposite of what he is saying and be justified in doing so.
24. Ignore rule 27 if the boss is Compton.
25. No cheating on fellow members, if you are in a relationship you stick it out for love.
26 Nomar is the king of the room of death. He rules with an iron fist shows no mercy.
27. Know when to LOCK IT UP.
28. If by any chance you are given power, hold on to it like grim death. Because everyone else wants it and will do anything to get it.
29. Never, Ever, send Mad Ming a party invite.
30. We yell because we love.
31. NO CLAN INVITES WITHOUT OVERLORD APPROVAL!
32. All new clan members must be run through the gauntlet!
33. Stat whoring is important, especially in game types where nobody else in the game cares.
34. We cant tell if Nomar is joking either.
35. Do not sit in a lobby and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
36. When playing drunk, be as loud and obnoxious as possible to remind your party to keep playing training.
37. If you decide that you want to say something racist then first urinate on the closest power outlet and then stand in it barefoot.
38. Quoting clan members who have been kicked out of the clan is okay.
39. Cody broke our heart.
40. In the event that there is a disagreement between Num13e12s and anyone, Num13e12s is wrong. (Note: If Num13e12s is the anyone then he is still wrong.).
41. Being well versed in Seinfeld, Family Guy, and the Simpsons is a must.
42. Cheaters will be killed on sight. (We will ban you first of course.)
43. After you are killed by Cowboy do your best not to move when he humps you. It will only make it worse.
44. Don't stare at Compton too long it makes him nervous.
45. If you can't find Shingy just spray some FAAAABREEZEE in the air. He'll find you.
46. Only Nomar can cut the heads off of other people and place them onto other bodies. He's a trained professional you know.
47. Don't talk shit. They feel bad enough as it is.
48. Remember the mute feature is your friend.
49. Don't send Compton a friend request with out knowing him, being on his good side, and prior approval. You'll get blocked.
50. If the other team has rockets (or even you have rockets) they will find there way to Steve. He is rocket Bait.
51. The Cheat will reduce all opponents to whining prepubescent girls with his modding powers that do not really exist.
52. Agnt47 will at some point in a CTF game infiltrate the base and get the flag, it's just a given, but do not cover him, for that will only cause more problems than help as he is a loner and chooses to do things "his way."
53. In team snipers, the very first thing you must do is find one of the following, Numbers or Shingy, and immediately shoot them ESPECIALLY if they are on YOUR team.
54. You are allowed to sing 80's ballads from rock bands only in the pregame lobby of Multi-Team.
55. Compton may mute said singers in multi team lobby.
56. When Shingy, Cozmo and Nomar are in the same room, you must try your hardest to come up with a word that rhymes with threesome and place it in front of the word "threesome" as an adjective in description of what Cozmo, Shingy and Nomar all have together.
57. Every now and again, Numbers will say something funny, but let this not deter you. Even if he is quoting some of your favorite lines from your favorite shows, this is in no way tolerable and he will be punished to the most severe degree.
58. Every rule must be memorized by every member of O7AH.
59. In the event that someone cannot name a rule off hand, the ending result will be everyone in that party sending him a blank message and forcing him to check said messages.
60. One Will Ferrell quote per night in any party.
61. No one Expects the Shotgun
62. Doc wants to play Zombies.
63. When you sign on and O7AH members are in matchmaking, you better be ready when their game ends, they will NOT wait for you.
64. A victory lap is always encouraged.
65. Clopez will die a horrible death, it is only a mattter of time.....Fucking Clopez
66. Zombies must kill Shingy last because he has no brains to fulfill their hunger.
67. In the event of an acid spill do not wear safety goggles.
68. No slavery.
69. It is understood that Texas sucks.
70. JsnMoore is the best defender in the history of objective style first person shooters. Chezzeyballs is Shingys friend and only Shingys friend.
71. Only the Luck of Num13e12s works for himself!
72. Compton gets 1 soul eating session per year.
73. Steve cannot use the excuse "I'm too tired" when trying to get out of playing Halo.
74. It is mandatory for Our Team Members to Go Retarted on Waterworks Assault/CTF and leave the base.
75. Only Num13e12s has the power to Duel Wield Yammakkas, Don't try that at home kids!
76. When playing drunk, be sure and let Compton know how you feel about him on the forums and see how quick you can get him to mute you.
77. If Poops is getting "screwed" by the game, do everything in your power to shut him out, the first person to die by the hand of poops will be punished ie. killed.
78. Never compliment numbers on his grenades, they aren't and never were on purpose.
79. Never shake Comptons hands, we wont tell you why.
80. When mentioning our clan, it is pronounced "THE O7AH", not simply "O7AH".
81. Elites are HILARIOUS and it is encouraged to mimic them.
82. Pizza Rolls are only edible frozen if you are drunk.
83. If drinking, make sure even if you arent going to play, post randomly, and leave long messages for everyone on XBL.
84. Never challenge Nomar to a trivia challenge about sports (even snooker).
85. Always let cowboy run into a room first.
86. Always make Compton party leader if a douche enters the pregame lobby.
87. You must print off these rules and keep them near you while playing for quoting purposes.
117. Whenever anyone divulges a little known Halo/Master Chief/Bungie/Magic The Gathering factoid, NEEEERRRRDDDDDDD must be declared in a loud and clear voice for all to hear so that the mockery can commence.
